Baith Kar Unki Zulfon K Saye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand Aaya
Wah.wah.
Fir?Fir kya,
Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur Sham Ko Hospital Me HOSH aya
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Medical shayari..!!
Wen u breath u RESPIRE...
Wen u breath u RESPIRE...
N wen u dont breath u EXPIRE..!!
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teri surat pe ye dil haaru,
wahwah
teri har zarurat pe ye jaan varu
wahwah
jab b sochu tere bare me,
dil kare tuje pakad pakad ke maru
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Aap Aap Ho, To Kya Aap Ho, Hum Hum h, to Kya Hum h, Vo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga Jisme Pani Kum h, Iss Se Bekwas Sms Bhejo, Agar Dum Haaaaaaai
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sitam sehnay ki b had hoti hai
kisiko satanay ki b had hoti hai
sms bhejne ki koshish karo dost
mufat k sms parhnay ki b had hoti he
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Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gayi,Ek kami thi vo b puri ho gayi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hain ki,Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gai
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Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai...
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SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta rahega
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai.
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usne hontho se chu kar sara pani gulabi kar diya,
usne hontho se chu kar sara pani gulabi kar diya
humko to kya sari machhliyon ko bhi sharabi kar diya
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