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Batti jalade-14
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Rehan Kausar

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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
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Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam

wah wah..

zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam..

wah wah..

khuda ki kasam shayari KHATAM
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is dil me taraane bahut hai
zindagi jeene ke bahaane bahut hai
par kis kisko me SMS bheju
kambaqt is NAACHIZ k dewaane bahut hai
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hamesha apko satate rahenge
Yunhi waqt bewaqt tadpate rahenge
Dua karo ki umar choti ho humari
Varna zindgi bhar sms karte rahenge
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Mohabt krne waloko inkar acha nhi lagta
Duniya waloko ikrar acha nhi lagta
Jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye,duniya ko pyar sacha nhi lgta.
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Arz kiya hai.
Wo kitab hi kya jiska koi kavar na Ho.
Wo Ladki hi kya jiska koi Lavar na Ho..
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SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki,
hum jeet gaye sMs ki race.
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Saaf Kehdo Ki Hum Tumhaare Hai
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