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Batti Jalade-15
by
Rehan Kausar

Send your sms jokes and shayari on 919226073687
Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

Latest Istyle to propose a Gal :

"Yun Ghur ke kya dekhti he..
Maar daalegi kya..?
Dil dena hai to de..
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya!"
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Patane se na Pate,aisi koi Ladki nahi,

Patane se na Pate,aisi koi Ladki nahi..

Agar phir bhi na Pate,to Duniya me Ladkiyo ki Kya Kami Hai!!
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SMS ka lenden to chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badhata rahega
aap delete karate rahoge
aur humare message apka inbox bharte rahenge..
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Pehle chithi k badle taar ata tha,ek bulave pe mera yaar ata tha.Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms kokabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha =(
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Teri Zindagi mein Kabhi Gam na ho,
Teri aankhen kabhi nam na ho,
Meri Dua Hai Mile Tujhe Ek Smart Si Dulhan,
Jiska Wajan 150Kg.Se Kam Na Ho
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Jiski stupid batein bhi lagtiho cute
Sacha lagtaho jiska har jhoot
jiskesaath ladte huye bhi aajaye smile
yahi hai hamari fndship k style
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Medical Shayari
Wen u breathe,u respire
Wah Wah
Wen u breathe,u respire
Wah Wah!
When u don't breathe,u expire
Wah Wah,kya bat hai.
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Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se,kahi log CHAND samjkar ROJA Na Tod de,Hokar Khafa Khuda kahi Chand Jaise Chehre Banana chod de
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Mohabat karne walo ko inkar acha nahi lagta
dunia ko ye ikrar acha nhi lagta
jab tak ldka ldki bhag na jaye in jalimo ko pyar sacha nhi lg
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