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Batti Jalade-05
by
Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

DOST Ki DOSTI par shak nahin karte.Jab hum bol rahe hain to bakbak nahin karte.Preshan karte ho jab hum busy hote hain.Ab hum free hain to sms nahin karte.
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Arz kiya hy.
.


Laila ki Shadi Me
Lafra Ho Gaya.
Wah Wah Wah
Laila ki Shadi Me
Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu itna Nacha ki

Langra Ho Gaya.
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Phir dhadkane tez kar gaya koi, raaton ki neend phir uda gaya koi, ae khuda kya yehi pyaar hai, ya phir se mamu bana gaya koi..
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Yado
se
dil bharata
nahi,
dil
se
yade nikalati
nahi,
Ye
kaisi
majaburi he
DOST,
ke apko
PARESHAN kare bina
CHEN
padata nahi..
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Dil ka dard batana mat.

Aansu aankhon tak lana mat.

Abki baar pitai bohat hogi.
Is liye ab Masjid se Chappal uthana mat..
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Shama jali to parwane bane.

Sharab bani to maikhane khule.


A dost apni birth date to bata

pata to chale kab pagal khane bane.
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Ek Din Ye Mausam Badal Jayega.Tumhara Mobile Jeb Se Gir Jayega.Tumhara Sim Block Hojayega.Phir Bachana Tum SMS K Paise,Tumhari Karni Ka phal Tumhe Miljayega.
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pagal hai vo log jo,ladkiyo pe marte hai, unhe miss karte hai, are miss karna hai, to maccharo ko karo jo, tum ko har roj raat ko kiss to karte hai. GOOD day
Shaikh Saddam-Mumbai 9892805514
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Na dil ki bazi thi na dil ka sauda, Agar de dete wo hame waqt thoda, Na aati aaj ye nobat aur koi na puchta, ki with WATER ya SODA?

wa..Wah wa..Wah
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Hum aapki kadar karte hai itni
Aasman me roshni hai jitni
Yakin nahi hota to call karke dekh lo
Hum karenge baat aapse utni
Apke mobile me Laxmi hai jitni


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