Wife:Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai,aur car me drive karungi. Huband:Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbar me -=(S.D)=- A Boy Wrote A Luv Letter With His BLooD 2A Nurse & Said> Khat Ka Jawab Zarur Dena
Respected sir, I luv ur wife -=(S.D)=-
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
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Aurat ne pati ko maar diya.judge ne use umray-kaid ki saja sunai.Aurat dukhi Hokar boli:judge Sahab,rehamKijiye,mai ek vidhwa hu
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Patni Suno Ji,Apko Mujh m Sabse Jyada Kya Achha Lagta h,Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi?Pati Mujhe to Ye Teri Majak Karne Ki Aadat Achi Lgti h
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge.
Sardar:Pagal ho, Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi.
Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!
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why r majority of south Indians dark n color?
Coz dey watch Sun TV,Surya TV,Udaya TV widout applying
Sunscreen lotion..!!
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Ek kabutar ne sharma pe beet kar di.
Shrma-Haramkhor teri ma ne chaddi pahanna nahi sikhaya kya?
