How 2 impress a girl: Respect her Honour her Love her Protect her Care 4 her How 2 impress a boy: Just smile once Gameover bye -=(S.D)=- CONGRATS U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means Member of Bhikari Association Kindly frwrd it 2 all MBAs -=(S.D)=- GALIB IN ENGLISH... SHE COMES 2 MY HOUSE IS GOD'S NATURE. SOMETIME I LUK AT HER SOMETIME AT FURNITURE. -=(S.D)=- college is for knowledgwe, knowledgwe is forlife, life is for wife, but wife is a knief, which cuts your life so dont choose your wife -=(S.D)=- BEST SMS OF THE YEAR : A mother makes her son "GENTLE" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "MENTAL" in 20 second. -=(S.D)=-
tum kutte the
tum kutte ho
tum kutte rahoge
tumhari soch kutte jaisi hai
tumhari aane waali nasl bhi kutte ki hogi
ye keh ke kutiya kutte se gussa hokar chali gayi :) aap kya soch rahe hai ??
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Some say you are ugly,
Some say you are jungly,
Some say you are pugly,
but I say you are lovely.
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The most effective way to remember your girlfriend's birthday is to forget it once.
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Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.
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Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !
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