.. . . . Mafi maang lo.. Mai bahot reham dil hun! sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Umid nhi fir bi jiye jate hai..khali hai bottle fir bipiye jate hai..Himmat to dekho humari..Response aata nhi fir bi sms kiye jate hai -=(S.D)=- Ye sms jaldi-jaldi padho
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
Jaldi padne ko kaha tha Kutte ki tara bolne ko nahi -=(S.D)=- A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing He!
2Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Ati? ABCD Me"1"Kahan Ata He -=(S.D)=-
Subah utho,brsh kro,naha k nasta karo,fir mere photo k samne 2no hath jod k Zor-Zor se Gao, "TUJHE BHUL JANA JANA MUMKIN NHI,TU MUJHE N SATAYE AISA KOI DIN NHI" -=(S.D)=- sun makes moon shine curent makes bulb shine wax makes candles shine but,im confused wat makes ur teeth shine? HARPIC OR DOMEX sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Golden Words-
jai baba ramdev
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nice love story:
boy: u look like my wife
girl: (surprisingly) is it? what's your wife's name?
boy: am not married yet...!!
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Mujhe abhi msg ni bhejega. Wo?
Thodi der bad b bhej skta h. koi tension nahi
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Msg me kya rakha hai Bhavanao ko samjho..!!
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Top 4 ans given by girls in India when boy proposes:
1)No
2)R u mad
3)I always lookd @ u like a gud frnd
4)Sry I luv ur frnd..!!
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Ek Kabristan me 1 Bhayanak Bhoot Ko Dekhkar Sab Bhaag Rahe The Par Mei Nahi Bhaaga..
Pata Hai
kyon???
?
Maine
aapko
Pehchaan
liya tha
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In case of fire read this message
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.I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT..!!
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aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
- plz press down 4 details. . .
- Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...
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wo chum le ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki meethi awaz se raat jati he beet
isliye kehte he yaaro
ye risk na uthao
