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by
Rehan Kausar

Send your sms jokes and shayari on 919226073687
Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

Thalaam namattay ye et aita sms hai jo athe bhale intaan to totla tal deta hai aap laatt toshish talo Pil Baite he Palo de.
Tesa totla banaya.
Ha.Ha.Ha.@Arsh@
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I'm lamp
U r Light

I'm Coke
U r Sprite

I'm saawan
U r Badal

I'm normal
U r























also
NORMAL..!!!
Kya yaar...!!!
Khud pe hi shaq karte ho.
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Thand ka ek Fayda to hai







kya soch
rahe ho..?








Bus ek Fayda
hai..!



















Bata du!











GARMI NAHI LAGATI ..
M. 9799263384
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Na jane log kyu darte he,
kuch log sms hi nahi karte he,
Or kuch aise b mard he is duniya me,
Jo miscal mar k b, Balnce check karte hain!9763870655
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Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.... Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
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Happy PagaL Day!


Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Aapki Nazar MeiN Duniya ka SabSe Bada PagaL ho,
Miene bhej diya,wapis muZe bhej k Maha pagLo wali harkat mat Karna
IMRAN 9763870655
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Jony Jony
Yes Baba.
There is No message
Why Baba.
Remove Your Simcard
Quick Baba.
Put Your Cell in well Baba.
Clap your hands
Ha ha Ha !! Kanisk 9772013789
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oo0 0oo
( ) ( )
/ ( ) /
( ) ( )
D My Foot Print
Roz Subah UthteHi Ise Pranam Krna
Zindagi Sudhr Jayegi
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
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Inse sikho
Seva-Shravan se
Mitrata-Krishan se
Maryada-Ram se
Tapasya-Mahaveer se
Daan-Karn se
Lakshay-Eklavya se

Sms-HUM se
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Piece of PHILOSOPHY from a passionate smoker..
"i always THINK of leaving cigrattes but...
"?"
for THINKING i need a cigratte".... :-)
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess




Guess




Guess




Guess
"FOOLANDEVI"
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Today is the Birthday of



TOM & JERRY

So in their loveable memory plz send this SMS to atleast one CARTOON.

I have done my job!
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I hav somthng 4 u But close Ur Eye.!!

1

2

3

4

5


Get Ready... ohh hooo.




U did not close Ur Eyes so nothing for U.! ;-P
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If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost.. u know wats wrong? u r sufferng from lack of vitamin"ME"
So stay in touch with me...
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Try this;
1) go2 write msg box
2) put on dictionry
3) cover the screen with hands
4) press 4156831968
5)remove ur hand and c the magic
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Kabhi yad aaye to phone karna, paise na ho to sMs kar lena, agar ye bhi na ho to, mobile dahi me daal kar, vibration on karke lassi pi lena!
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