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Hum Tum-06
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Rehan Kausar

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Aeroplane aaraha hai dekho!
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Pagal!
Upar aasman me dekhne ko kaho to mobile mein dekh rahe ho! Aeroplane to chala gaya!!!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Chandni ne kaha pyar kar. Sharma ne kaha aankhe char kar. Gori ko cheda to boli muskurakar. Abhi tu nadan hai thoda intezar kar.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Raat ki tanhai tumhe aawaz diya karte hai aur sitaron se aap ka zikr kiya karte hai. Na aaya karo khwabon mein humare. Hum bhoot se dara karte hai.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Hume apne bhaanje ke liye ek mami chahiye.
Ghaur farmaye!
Hume apne bhaanje ke liye ek mami chahiye.
Har taraf se yeh aaway aai. Humari lejaye humari lejaye.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Kon kehta hai pyar mein pakde jayege.
Kon kehta hai pyar mein pakde jayege.
Waqt aane par bhai bahen ban jayege.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Surat pe aap ki fida ho kar hum ne ek tasveer banai hai.. Ghar ko nazar na lage humare is liye use gate par lagai hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Zindagi mein chaiye ka bahot se sitam.
Zindagi mein chaiye ka bahot se sitam.
Uparwale ki kasam sher khatam. Wah! Wah!
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai.
Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai.
Logo ki patniyon ko pati ke marne ke faide batate hai.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Jiski smile par hai dunya fida. Jisse dil hona na chahe kabhi juda. Jiska style hai lajawaab. Woh aap nahi hum hai janaab
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Aap ki smile ne zamane ko hila diya.
Aap ki smile ne zamane ko hila diya.
Sadme se jage mareez ko permanemtly suladiya.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Mat kar gurur apne roop par sab do din ki masti. Tera hust hai tab tak gayaan jab tak Fair n Lovely sasti hai.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Laila ki shadi mein lafda ho gaya......
Laila ki shadi mein lafda ho gaya.
Majnu itna nacha ke langda ho gaya.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Dekh ke roop tera suhana. Yaad aagaya dadi amma ka khil khilana. Itni hogai hn tum purani. Ab to chod do ladko ko patana.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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1 bholi c Surat, 1 Masum sa Chehra, 2 jheel c Aankhe 10pyara sa dil, 1 pyari c Muskan, sabse alag sabse juda, Thanks aapne mere bare me itna padha.
Pashya-Osmanabad 9226455299
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Agar aap chahtd hai k aap ke chehre par dhul mitti na lage to har subha. Asian Paint Lagayiye Jo dhul mitti ko tikne na de.

A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Yeh badal ye bijli sirf aapke liye yeh mausam ye hawa sirf aap ke liye. 6 mahine beet gaye aap ko nahaye ye bewakt ki barish sir aap k liye...!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Aaj mausam me kuch ajeeb si baat hai. Bekabu se hamare jazbaat hai. Ji chahta hai tum ko churalun tum hi se par kya kare mummy kehti hai chori karna buri baat hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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