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Hum Tum-07
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Rehan Kausar

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Aaj khuda ki shrarat samajh me aai is dharti par aap ki zarurat samajh mein aai. Aap ko dharti par bhejna to uska bahana tha, ravan ki jagah kisi aur ko to aana tha!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Are kya yaar, aise choti choti baton par pair nahi pakadte. Chalo ab utho aur aage se sms karna.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Yar ek call karna meri friend aai hui hai. Tere saath baat karna chahti hai. Use yakeen nahi hota ki bandar b baat karte hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Kabhi li hogi suraj ne chand ki kiss tabhi to chand mein daagh hai. Mumkin hai chand ne dobara nahi di hogi. Tabhi to suraj mein itni aag hai.
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C. L. I. C. K!
C=cant forget you.
L=Like you
I=i miss you
C=care 4 u.
Kyunki UR my sweet friend!! So yen u miss of just sms CLICK.
Raj 9214366198
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Subah ki paheli kiran aap ki aan hogi
Subah ki dusri kiran aap ki shaan hogi
Subah ki teesri kiran....
Oye bass kar yaar warna garmi zyada hogi!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Mera kutta mar gaya.
Mera dost dar gaya.
Mera padosi bhaag gaya....
Pls. Apni photo wapas lejao.!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Is SMS mein kitne tare hai zara gino toh!
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Dekha ginwa diya na din mein tare!
Rizwan-mumbai 9224420741
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Ek tha raja ek thi rani. Dono mar gaye khatam kahani!
Niche kya laash dhund rahe ho!
Rizwan-mumbai 9224420741
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Raat ho chuki hai!
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Batan dabane se suraj nahi nikle ga!
Chup chap so jao!
Rizwan-mumbai 9224420741
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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakiye. Mind me nahi. Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai. Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Kadam kadam par hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhna. Muskil samay me b dosti yaad rakhna. Hamari yadu ki khushbv zarur aayegi tum bas pani naak saaf rakhna.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Dehli ki sardi.. Dhaka ki garmi... Mumbai ki baarish.. Patna ka coruption.. Kashmir ka tererism.. Africa k saap. Aur Maharashtra ke Aap. Baap re baap dokyala naste taap.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Kabhi khamoshi bahot kuch kah jati hai. Tadapne k liye sirf yaad rah jati hai. Kya farak parta hai Wills ho ym Goldflake jalne k baad sirf raakh rah jati hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Kya tum pedg pe chadh sakte ho. Kya tum Sanjivni la sakte ho. Kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho. Nahi na........ To beta sakal bandar jaise hone se ko hanumaan nahi hota.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Machchar ne kaha insaan se. Na maro hume jaan se. Jang chid jayegi dushmani hojayegi. Agar aap me hai junun to hamari rago me b hai aap ka khon
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Aate wakt haste ho. Jate wakt haste. Sote wakt haste ho uthte wakt haste ho. Tum kya samajhti ho tum akele hi close up karte ho.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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