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Hum Tum-08
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Rehan Kausar

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Kisi ne dil badla. Kisine dhadkan badal li. Aap ke pas kuch badalne ko nahi tha to ap ne masjid me chappal badal li.
Shaikh Saddam 09892343395
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Evry secnd god remembr u.
Evry minute god bleses u.
Evry hour god care 4u coz evry dy i pry 2 him.
Bacha mourkh hai. Thoda dhayan dena Prabhu.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Dear subscriber,we are sorry to inform you that your roaming facility has expired on 27.05.07 kindly return to the zoo immediately thank U
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Oye burai k rasgule. Pap ki burfi. Bewafai k ladu. Matlabi kulfi. Dhokebaz jalebi. Baemani k pede. Jhut k kalakand.
In Short tusi Bade sweet ho..
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He u break our friendship n ever try to forget of den........
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Gino mat sare daant tod diye jayenge so alwayz remember me.
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In a horse race club horses went on strike mngmt decided to run donkey instead of horses so stop reading this sms n report on duty quickly
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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A boy kissing a girl very fast.
Girl: itni b kya jaldi hai. Boy: kahi tumara boyfriend na aajaye. Girl:woh Garib kya aaega wo to abhi sms padh raha hai.
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Chalo aaj aap ko ek kissa sunate hai....!
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Arre!
Maine kaha sunye, padhye nahi. Phone karo aur kissa suno.
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Khuda k ghar se kuch gadhe farar hogaye.
Khuda k ghar se kuch gadhe farar hogaye.
Kuch to pakde gaye. Kuch hamare yaar hogaye.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Dil se dil laga k tn dekho. Meri yaadon ko apna dil mein basa ke to dekho. Sms kya call bhi kaqenge ek baar hamare mobile ka bill chuka k to dekho.
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Aise kya dekh rahe ho garma garam jalebi hai.
Aaj ka dinner hamari tarafse...!
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Suma hai aap ki ek smile par dunya marti hai!
So keep smiling to refuse populationo..
Ab bas b karo sab ko aaj hi tapkaoge kya!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Dhobi darr darr bhatak raha hai. Q k uska Gadha kho gaya hai. Gupt samacharon se pata chala hai wo abhi sms padh raha hai.
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Roz kaq k makeup un dikhaya na karo. Hum jal jaye aisa roop banaya na karo. Shauk se pura karo shauk apne. Magar in adaon ki bijli giraya na karo.
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kamina. Lafanga. Loafar. Ullu gadha. beuda. Chhakka. Bewakuf@ alag alag type ko log rahte hain is dunya me tu tension mat le jaa kar.
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My eyes mis u-- feeling...love u. Hand...need u. Mind...calls u. Heart...just for u. I love u-- i love u i realy realy love u. Aisa boli juliet romeo kn. Jane de apun ko kya.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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If u hav any problem. Bindas tel me ill help u if t dot hav any problem. Bindas tel me. Ill creat sum4u aft all. Dost hote kis liye hai!
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