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Hum Tum-09
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Rehan Kausar

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Palkon pe apni bithaye hai tumhein badi duaon ke baad paye hai tumhe. International Zoo se churaye hai tumhein.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Asman me tum ho. Samandar me tum ho. Zamin pe tum ho pani mein tum ho.
Domex wale uncle theek hi kehte hai. Kitanu har jagah hote hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Kya yaar har wapt pregnant he rehte ho kya jab b sms karu tumhari delivery report ajati hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Baithe hai teri yadon mein. Kagaz pe likhdiya tera naam. Tasvir b band dali niche likha ye paigham. Zinda pakadne wale ko 5 rupya inaam.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hum ne b bahot pyar kiya thaa. Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha. Zindagi hi badal gai humari jab unho ne kaha....
Are pagal hum ne to mazak kiya thaa!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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U know why god has created space between our fingers.. ? So that some would come in ur life, hold ur hand and say.
Le bidi pii.
Raja-Kamptee 9371410731
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Thanku4all d blesings u hv bestowed upn me i want ask anything 4 myslf plz giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-low!!
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I LOVE U "RASNA" ab Rs.5/-ke pack me bhi, esko peyo or mind cool karn....
Tin-tin-tin
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Agar imandar ho to is sawal ka jawab haan ya na mein do!
Kya aap ne Masjid se chappal churana chod diya!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Tere bistar pe makdi chale. Tere kamre mein macchar ghume. Teri razar phat jaye. Raat bhar tujhe thandi lage. Tere sapno mein bhoot aaye agar tum mujhe bhul jaye.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Pata hai is desh ki problem kya hai?
Har maa ko apni beti k liye chahi ek achcha smart, handsome, educated, Sanskari ladka...
Ab mai akela kis kis se shadi karu!
A. Malik 9226217133
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Meri upar wale se dua hai k. Aap jaisa dost sab ko mile.
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Aakhi ye saza mai akele Q bhugtu!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
Sabhi jangli janwaro ko subhit kiya jata hai k....!
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Aap to aisa dekh rahe hai jaise suchna aap k liye hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hum unke ishq me itne hue pagal k unki zulfo k saye me rene ki kasam kha dali. Par wo bewfa nikli itni. Kamaakht ne apni zulfe hi kata dali.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
Pholo mein haseen gulab hai. Padhai k liye zaruri kitab hai. Is dunxa me har sawal ka jawab hai. Ko mere bare me puche to kehna..... Woh to lajwaab hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Uparwale ne jab aap ko tapkaya hoga. To use bada maza aaya ho. Hansi di bacho wali. Surat di bholi bhali. Mijaz diya cool. Dimaagh gaya bhul.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Gabbar: ary o sambha. Ye sms padhne wala aadmi hai k aadimanav? Sambha: sarkar agar reply kiya to aadmi aur nahi kiya to.....abhi pata chal jayega.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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