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Rehan Kausar
Kis kis ne kis kis ki mehfil mein kis kis ko kiss kiya. Ek tu thaa jo har kiss ko miss kiya. Aur ek mai thaa jo har miss ko kiss kiya.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Shama jali to parwane bane, sharab bani to maikhane bane. Yar apni birth date to batao , pata to chale kab pagal khane bane.
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Y do monkeys live on trees?
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chal jane do yaar! Yeh tumhara personal matter hai. Y shud i interfere.
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Bumper offer mujhe sms bhejo aur pao 10 lakh ki car ka photo 29 inch TV ka box, dubai plane ko tata karne ka moka, aur mere sath Dinner wo b aap k ghar par.
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Tum apni zindagi me itne aage jao, itne aage jao, itna aage jao, k jahan b jao log gumehin kahen maaf karo baba aage jao.
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A small monkey come to me and said: i want to trouble some good people. I suggested your name. It slapped of and replied: we dot play with our Boss.
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Reliance mobile k handset k piche 3G CDMA likha hota hai.
Whats meaning?
3G CDMA = teen Gujrati chor Dhiru, Mukesh Anil
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Eyes r gud friends. See 2gether weep 2gether, close 2gether. But when a girl comes. 1 eye starts blinking . Moral- a girl can break good friendship.
Annu Faizabadi 9936534827
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Jab tumhari yaad aati hai to tumhare sms padhta hun.
Jab zyada yaad aati hai to tumgeim sms karta hun.
Jab tumhari aawaz sunne ko dil chahta hai to ek pattgar utha kar kutte ko marta hun.
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Jo har shaam tumhe ched jaye, jo har raat tumhare galo ko chum jaye. Jo har suaah kanon mein gungunaye. Use mar do woh machar hai Denguwala!
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Teri surat pe ye dil haru,teri zarurat peh yeh jaan waru. Tu jis din sms na kare dil karta kaan k niche 2 khinch k maru.
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, chand lamho mein daman chuut jayega. Abhi b waqt hai utkart naha lo. Warna aaj phir pani chala jayega.
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Log kehte hai pyar itna mat karo k girlfriend sir par sawar hojaye. Hum kehte hai pyar itna karo k girlfriend ki friend b aap k 7 farar hojaye.
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Aasman mein kabutar urh rahe hai.
Fur!
Fur!
Fur!
Fur!
Fur!
Abe dhakkan mobil mein kya dekh raha hai aasmaan me dekh!
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Ek kaam karo!
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Is msg. Ko delet kardo is mein kuch nahi hai!
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Baagh mein phool khilte rahenge, raat me dipak jalte rahenge. Khuda aap ko de sari khushyan, baqi takleef hum dete rahenge.
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Dhoka mila jo pyar mein zindagi mein udasi chaa gai. Sucha chodd de ge ise par aaj pados mein dusri aagai.
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Subah utho to qalmaa pado. Khana khao to bismillah pado. Mujhe dekho to subhan allah pado. Aur sishaa dekho to lahool walaa kuwwat pado.
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Agar main kabhi tumhare msg ka jawab na dun. Kabhi miscal na karun. Kabhi call na karun to samajh lena k sms king aaraam farma rahe hain!
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