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Sms Jhakkas-10
by
Rehan Kausar

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Oye mere dost. Andhero k ghost. Double ande k toast. Bujhe huye lamp post. Murgi k rost. Flop show k host. Wishing u gud nightby speed post.
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Sincere apology- if u do't like of my sms or.. Do't like to read it. Or if my sms disturbs u,. Then pl don't hesitate.. Feel free to.. Throw ur cell..
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Acording to Sardar Moon is more imp. Than sun. Coz it give light at night when light is needed and sun gives light during day when light is not needed.
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You r genius your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided into two parts left and right. In the left nathing is right. And in the right nothing is left...
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Agar koi kunwe mein khud kude to woh hai love merrig. Aur 10 milkar use dhakka de to wohai arng. Marg.
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Do mendak hote hai. Ek bola Tarr dusra bola tarr. Pehla bola tarr. Dusra bola tarr. Pehla phir bola tar tar. Dusra bola abe topic change mat kar tar tar....
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Jab kutte ki maut aati hai to...
Jab kutte ki maut aati hai to...
To kutta mar jata hai!
Tension nhi leneka forward kardene kaaa!
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Pahele tej barish ki tarah sms aate the... Fir rim jim sms aane lage. Ab ruk ruk kar bund bund sms aa rahe hai. Kya aage sukha padne ki chetawni to nahi.i
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Do u know how Titanic sunk...
Dubuk.
Dubuk.
Dubuk.
Buduk...
Buduk...
Buduk...


Gulum...



Gulu gulu gulu
!
Gm
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