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Sms Jhakkas-11
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Rehan Kausar

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Falak ne kaha ye buland hoti hai... Samundar ne kaha ye gehri hoti hai....
Aap ne kaha Ye kya hoti hai.....!
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Heaven is to have n american salary. British house. Chinese food and an Indian wife. Hell is to have American wife. British food. Chinese house and Indian Salary..
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Friends r like Balloons... Once u let them go u cant bring them back.. That y i think..
Tumhari hawa nikal k tumhe apne paas rakhlu!
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Main dosti ka wo dag hu jise tum mita nai paoge. Guzarish hai apse Surf Exel se mat dhona warna dhundte rah jaoge... Kyoki kuch dag ache hote hai!
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Ur eyes Pataka. Ur lips Rocket. Ur ears Chakri. Ur nose Fuljhadi. Ur style anar. Ur personality bom. Sms karo varna i am coming with Agarbatti...
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Kal ek farishta mere ghar aaya usne mujhse world me sabse smart or inteligent person ka pata puchha maine tumhara pata de diya.
Dekha use kaise Ullu banaya...
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In this cruel world, it's very difficult to find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive and stylish. So Don't lose me..!

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