i'd luv to take u out 2 dinner, sit by da candlelite, shower u with kisses and whisper those 3 magic words...
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"pay the bill".
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Plz dont neglect dis msg. A poor boy suffering frm mental disorder needs shock treatment. Can u Plz help tat poor boy by sending UR PHOTO!!
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u r the biggest FOOL on this planet
upar bol diya na? ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
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jiski birth certificate se birth date hi gaayab ho gayee ho use kya bologe ?? .
Ans: UMAR GUL.
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answer
Fanta- u luv me
Mirinda- u like me
Sprite- u hate me
Coke- respect as a frnd
Mazza- true,caring,luvable person
Pepsi- best frnd
Thums up- time pass frnd.
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Nothing, I suddenly remembered ur face. Ha ha he he ho ho
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U r so smart
U r so quite,
U look dashing
U should try Hollywud or modelling
U wil b next super star
For MORE JOKES sms JOKE to 100
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gold gets brown silver gets dark platinium gets white all metals leaves u, bt i m d only 1 who remains wid u.
coz
HIRA HAI SADA KE LIYE
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ur girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
in short
she is ur
S.I.S.T.E.R.
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I think 'm disturbng U.Sorry Dis is My last Msg &i wil nt msg U any more.Gudbye. Never expect that from me..i m born to disturb u
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