Kuch na raha zamane mein waqt beet raha hai maikhaane mein. Ab to sms kar de zalim. Warna umr beet jayegi balance bachane mein
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Dil ki aag ashq se bujha lenge. Aaygi jo tumhari yaad jaam uthalenge. Hum se mila behtar to zarur batana. Khud ko ap ki rahon se hata lenge.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Pani ko bhi daru bana dete. Tere liye Black label k tab bharwa dete.. Kambakht tu roz nahi pita hamare saath. Warna taj mahel ko bhi dance bar bana dete.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Hum tumhari yaad mein.....
Peete gaye
Peete gaye
Peete gaye
Peete gaye
Peete gaye
Bada thumps up jo hai katam hi nahi hota.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Tips 2 reduce consumption of alcohol.
Befor marriage drink only on d days wen ur sad n aftr marrige drinj only on d days wen ur HAPPy
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Gum iskadar mila k ghabra k pi gaye. Khushi thodi si mili to mila k pi gaye. U to na thi janam se pine ki aadat. Sharab ko tanha dekha to taras kha k pi gaye.
Roshan Bhure-Amravati(MH) 9970121377
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Kuch nasha to apki baat ka hai. Kuch nasha to Dhemi barsaat ka hai. Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye. Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai.
Sandeep 9967917768
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Puri botal na sahi ek jaam to hojaye. Milna na sahi dua salam to hojaye. Hum jinki yaad mein bemaar pade hai. Unhe kamse jam zukaam to hojaye.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Log khete hai 40000/- ka Royal paint lagao ghar rangeen dekhega...
Are pagal 400/- ka Royal Stag pii sara shaher rangeen dikhega!
A. Malik 9226217133
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Far of near, trust beer. Dad on mum, quarter Rum. Loss or win, have a jin. Coke or limca, mix with vodka. Day or night, always be tight! Happy Gatari
9867783303
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P k raat ko hm unko bhulane lage. Sharab me gum ko milakar pene lage. Ye zalim sharab b bewafa nikli. Nashe me woh aur unke saheliya b yad ane lage.
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When things in wrong wen sadness fills ur heart. When tears flow in ur eyes. Always say these words.
A ganpat chal daaru la.....
Jyot-Ambernath 9226791621
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