Husband mak peg of rum & tells wife:drink it.Wife tastes & says:Shee!Kitni kadvi hai! Husband:Aur tu sochti hai ki main roz aish karta hoon
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Plz pass this SMS 2 all ur frnds.If u have a heart help this person "He urgently needs 3 bottles of ROYALSTAG WITH (ROASTED CHICKEN :-))
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Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai
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1 jam wafa k naam, 1 jam ulfat k naam, 1 jam mohabat k naam, 1 jam dusmano k naam, Aur PURI BOTAL MERE DOST tere naam
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"Alcohol May not be the Answer, but it helps you to forget the Question".
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Mosam shabab ka, Nasha sharab ka, Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka, in sabme haseen, in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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GuRuR VoDka,
GuRuR WhIskY,
GuRuR DevO CoCkTaiL E NaMaH!
GuRuR SaKsHaT DeSi Ka PaUa,
TaSmE SrI BeEr E NaMaH!
BhaGwaE aPkO SaDa TuNN RaKhE ! HaPpY GaTaRi
Jay Mohite
09921429879
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mud aktermoon.
lest of buck.
gay mod less bu.
ave a dice nay
cake tare!
soli yaar!
laat ko zyaada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistake ho rayeli hai MON'T DINE.
Rajesh Patil-Nagpur 09226269217
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