I m getting married next month.its small party and only few people will be invited.dont bring any gift..just bring someone who 2 merry me... R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=- In a park 2 lovres r eating chips by lukin in2 each other's eyes. Gal: Wat r u thinkin dear??? Boy:I think u r eating more chips dan me!!! R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=- Wife: I Think Our Daughtr Fell in LOVE with Some1. Husband: How Do U Know? Wife: Becoz, She is Not Asking for Her Pocket Money -=(S.D)=- Masterji:kal school kyu nahi aaya Santa:Gir gaya tha or lag gayi Masterji:kahan gire,kahan lagi Santa:Takiye pe gira tha aur Ankh lag gai -=(S.D)=- Beta: Papa aapki shaadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. -=(S.D)=- Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...! Roni-Tonk 9887066966 -=(S.D)=-
Accident took place.Crowd gathered.santa reporter couldnt get in.Clever santa cried-Mera bapu.Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkis Acciden
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Ek Pati apni biwi ki god mein sir rakh kar leta hua tha.....Usne pucha:Janu..kaisa lag raha hai,Pati:Jaise sheshnag ki shaiya par VISHNU J
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A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW. Jaan,Maine tumse 1 bat chupayi hai.I'm married. Girl:oh,Tumne dara diya,Main Samji BMW tumhari nahi hai.
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Wat did god say after creating the first man in WEST INDIES ?
Ailla...
YE TO JAL GAYA
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