Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe! Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte -=(S.D)=- Santa n Banta discussing... Santa: "if i drink coffee i can't sleep.."Banta: "with me its just the opposite. if i sleep i can't drink coffee -=(S.D)=- If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention... If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion... R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=- Fact Files:- If a Wife Cries... There May Be A Thousands Reasons...! But, If a Husband Cries... There is Only ONE Reason-."WIFE" Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044 -=(S.D)=- One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock..! why...?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=-
LADKA: Hum 25 behen- bhai hai. ladki:Aapke ghar family planning wale nahi aate kya? LADKA:Aaye the par SCHOOL samaj kar vapas chale gay
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Santa told his frnd: " Yaar 1 ladki mujko hans k dekh rahi hai" Frnd: "Dhyan se dekh..hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai.!"
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3 pandit bed pr so rhe the aur un 3no ko jgah thik se nhi mil rhi thi 1 Pndit bed se niche sone chla gya 2re Pndit ne use kha "Ab jagah ho gyi upar aaja"
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Chuhe ne Sherni ko propose kiya.. Sherni : Abe apna muh dekha hai Aaine may? Chuha: Aree, tu Muh pe na ja! Confidence dekh!
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Santa-Kal Muje10logo ne Pita. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya?Santa- Mene unse kaha salo1-1karke Aao. Frnd-Phir?Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne1-1karke pita
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