Raja Rani mobile se bor hokar kabutar le aye, ek din kabutar raja k pas aya par koi sandesha nahi laya.Raja ko ghussa aya.Rani boli bewkuf ye missed call tha.. sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady: "Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"
Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!" (O_o -=(S.D)=- marraige means...... "I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me."sms by R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=- Santa:Y do u Prefer Prepaid Connection ovr Postpaid? Banta:Prepaid me Bahut Fayda Hai, Isme Call k Baad Bill Badhne ki Bajaye kam hota hai sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?" sharabi-agle janam me ek liver extra laga denasms by R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=- boy:suit acha pehna hai Girl:thnx B:lipstic achi lagai hai G:thnx B:makeup bhi acha kia hai G:thnx"bhaiya" B:firbhi achi nahi lag rahi HO... sms by FAIZAN ALAM 9371963287 -=(S.D)=- Papu hotel me hath dhone jata hai or Basin dhone lag jata hai. Waiter-Sir ye kya kar rahe hai? Papu-Are yaha likha hai Na washbasin sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
Ladki ka baap ladki se: main nahi chahta tum zindagi bhar gadhe j sath raho. Ladka: tabhi to main isse lene aaya hu..!
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Boy:suit bada acha pehna hai. Gal:thanx. Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai. Gal:thanx. Boy:makeup b bahot achcha kia hai. Gal:thanx Bhaiya. Boy:fir b sudar nahi lag rhi ho.
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A little kid asks his dad: daddy how much does it cost to get married? No idea replied the father. I an still paying for it.
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Ek 60 k budhe ne shadi ka ishtehaar diya likha thaa. Zarurat-e-Rishta. Jawab aaya miya galti hogai. Rishta nahi Farishta likhna thaa.
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Biwi: kya kar rahe ho? Husband: makkhiya maar raha thaa? Biwi: kitni mari. Husband: 3 male aur 2 female makkhi! Wife: kaise pata chala male aur female? Husband: 3 daru ki botal se 2 phone se chipki thii.
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Boyfrnd: main tumse shadi nahi kar sakta. Sare gharwale manaa kar rahe hain. Girlfrnd: ghar mein koun kaun hai. Bfd: 1biwi aur 2 bachche.
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Boy and girl in hotel.. Boy-i love u.. Girl-i dont love u. Boy-think again? Girl-i told u no. Boy-waiter,bring seperate bills.. Girl-i love u too..
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Bhikari-saab 6 rupe de do coffe pini hai. Aadmi-Q be 1coffee to 3 rupe mein milti hai. Phir 6 rupy Q? Bhikari-saab girl friend b sath hai na!
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Beta-papa 1glass pani dena! Papa-khud lelo. Beta-papa dedo na pls. Papa-ab ki baar bola to ek thappad dunga. Beta-papa thappad dene aayenge to pani lete aana!!!
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Mariz:mujhe bimari hai! Nahi khata hun to bhuk lagti hai. Nai sota hun to neend aati hai. Kaam karta hun to thak jata hun. Dr: raat bhar dhup mein baitho theek hojaoge.
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