Marwadi Student: Hamare me kehte hai ke Rone se Vyapaar Badhta hai... Aur Sone se Pariwaar. -=(S.D)=- 1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye! -=(S.D)=- Wife-agar me kahi KHO gayi to AAP kya karoge Hu$band-TV me add dunga Wife-AAP kitne acche ho,kya add doge. Husband-jaha bhi raho kush raho sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti hai ? ?
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kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti hai,
bhare bazar me "Abe Gadhe" (A.G.) kehna sabhyta nahi hoti.. sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
Son:dad what is idiot? Dad:idiot is a prson who tries 2explain his idea in a long dull way dat nobody cant undrstnd it.Do u understand? Son-no
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In LOVE,boys r like kidney&girls r like liver.if liver fails kidney fails,if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney.Bware of livers
Pass dis 2all kidneys.
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Girl-Main jab b tumhare paas ati hun tum chashmaa Q lagalete ho? Boy-Dr. Ne kaha hai jab Sardard aaye chashmaa lagana!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Wife- Suno ji. Doctor ne mujhe. Ek mahina aaram k liye kisi hill station pe jaane ko kaha hai... Hum kaha jayenge! Husband-Dusre Dr k paas..
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Bhakt-pandit ji, aisi biwi ko kya kahe ge to beautyfull, intelligent, understanding ho aur kabhi na shaq kare. Aur achi cook b ho. Pandit- Afwaah!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Boss: you look like my third wife. Lady: how many times have u been married? Boss: twice.. Moral- express smart ideas smartly!
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Boy:tumhare ghar gaya thaa! Mujhe nhi lagta humari shadi ho payegi! Girl:mere papa se mile kya? Boy:nhi tumhari bahen se!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Maa: khana khayega.
Beta: na
Maa: fruits
Beta: na
Maa: Ice Cream.
Beta: na
Maa: Baap pe gaya hai maar hi khayega!
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TT:kahan jarahe ho. Sadhu: jahan ram ka janam hua! TT:ticket hai. Sadhu:nahi. TT:chalo. Sadhu-kaham. TT:jahan kirshna ka janam hua thaa!
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Boy:Mujhe se shadi karogi. Girl:Kyaaaa! Boy:Kitni achchi film the na! Girl:Kutte ke bachche. Boy:Whaaaat! Girl:Kitne cute hote hai na!
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7 chatai pe 7 sadhu bethe the. Ek admi ne sabse bade sadhu se pucha: baba ladkiya line nahi deti kya karu? Sadhu(chote sadhu se) Gatkeshwar ek chatai aur laga..!
Jyot Ambernaath9226791621
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Two lovers plan to sucide. Boy jumped 1st. Girl closed her eyes and return back saying"love is blind" Boy in air open his parachute say love never died..
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