Pati:What's hypnotism?
Patni:Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se manchacha kaam karwana.
Pati:Are nahi use to shaadi kehte hai.
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BOSS TO EMPLOYEE: is saal tum 4 baar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
EMPLOYEE: Sir, is baar meri dadi ki phir se shaadi hai.
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6 benefits of not having a girl friend 1. Save time 2. Sleep well 3. No mised cals 4. No boring sms 5. No worry 6. U CAN GO WITH ANY GIRL
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Wife: Darling tumhe pata hai swarg mein husband aur wife ko ek saath nahi rehne dete. Husband: Isiliye to usey swarg kehte hain
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Santa - Woh ladki baheri hai Banta - Kaise? Santa - Maine use i love u kaha to boli "Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida hai"
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Banta : What comes after six? Santa got in confused mood.! after thinking a lot he replied...... Must be a MILK MAN
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Why some boys think that love Marriage is better than Arranged?
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B'coz "A Known bhootni is better than an Unknown churail"
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Nokrani:malkin ap udas kyu hai Malkin:tumhare saab officeki kisi ladkise pyar karte hai Nokrani:nahi saab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte
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Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans..Jis din rakhi
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aur friendship day
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ek saath padega
Roni-Tonk 9887066966
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A British asked Santa, "How far is land" Santa:2 KMs. Brit jumps into sea & asks: Now, which direction Santa:dwnwrd
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