Apne dimag ko test karne k liye Cow k samne sir karke khade ho jayiye agar woh dur chali jaye to samajh lena Gobar hai or pas aye to samajhna Bhoosa hai.
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No visit.. No calls.. No missed calls.. Kahan ho tum? Mujhe to badi fikr ho rhi hai. Kahin? Municpalty wale phir to nahi pakad kar le gaye.
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Wen u thnk of me n i thnk of u. Wen v both thnk of each other. Do u knw wat does it mean? A vry deep meaning it means...
Hum dono ko koi kaam nahi hai...
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Woh reshmi baalo wali bhoori aankho wali. Komal hatho or naram pero wali. Matkti hui andhere mein tumhare paas aayegi or dhire se hoth hila kar bolegi:
Miiiaaaaauu
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Modern..
Obedient..
Naughty..
Kind..
Excellent..
Young..
These r my qualites. Dont feel sad ur name also there, read first lettr of each line!
Firoz Khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Kya re aasmani kabutar sms ka hafta nhi bheja tune jaan pyari nhi kya tere ko chirkut. Apun ko malum hai ki tere paas sms ka khajana hai.
Naqeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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A dost tu jitni achchi nibhata hai yaari. Mujhe uski puri hai jaankari. Bhejh tu itne sms mujhe. K aane na paye meri bari.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bhai kaha ho jaldi se miss call do.
Mujhe tumhari bahot chinta ho rahi hai.
Kal Ramleela walo ko Ravan nhi mila to pata nhi unhone kis ko jalaya!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Aaj socha k jawab kya bheju. Aap jaise dost ko sms kya bheju.
Koi raag hota to alag baat thii. Jo khud joker hai use joke kya bheju.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart n intelligent friend. Then God gifted me u and said. . . .
Itne pase me yahi milega!
Firoz Khan Amrohi 9837760758
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