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Rehan Kausar
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Ladke mandir kyon jate hai.
Q k woh ek hi jaga hai jaha.... Pooja. Bhavna. Shraddha. Arti. Archana. Aradhana. Shanti. Jyoti. Preeti. Trupti. Mukti. Or bhakti milti hai.
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Hi, today is world sorry telling day! So if i have hurt u any time, anywhere, or disturbed u, than i seriously say just three words..
I will continue..
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Presenty ho rahi hai. Guddu present sir.. Munni present sir.. Gullu present sir.. Ullu... Ullu... Ullu... Ullu... Buttan mat daba present sir bol..
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Chicken Redy
Yes boss!
Aamlet Redy
Yes boss!
Fish Redy
Yes boss!
Mutton Redy
No Boss kyon ki bakra abhi sms padh raha hai.
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friends are like asian paint. Duniya badal de. Girl friends are like everest masale. Test mein best. wife is like mosquito coil. dhoond dhoond kar maaregi.
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3 chizon par Qabu rakkho. Gussa. Daulat. Driving. 3 chizon se nafrat karo. Zulm. Guroor. Bewafai. 3 chizon ko apnaao. Imaan. Sachaai aur apun ka sms.
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Pata he hum cloromint kyu khate hai.
Qki- 5star. Cabury. Perk. Dairymilk. Kit kat. Or munch. 50paise mein nhi aati. Ab dubara mat puchna!
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Tambaku. Beedi. Cigarate. Bhang. Beer. Daru. Smoke. Haroine charas. Apheem. Doda. Chilam. ...
Yeh to kuchh nhi is se zyada nasha to apni dosti mein hai.
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Abey. Khajur. Zoo ke langur. Sade kele ke chilke. Chuse huve aam. Khali botal ke mude huve straw. Circus k bandar.
Aisa kisi ko nhi kahna feel hota hai...
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This is my leg..
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Itni der dabane k liye, thanks. Ab acha lag raha hai.
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