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Sms Khallaas-12
by
Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

GALLILO:
Great mind


EINSTIEN:
Genius mind


NEWTON:
Extraordinary mind

BILL GATES:
Brilliant mind


ME:
Master mind


YOU:
???Its ok don't mind!
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I want to share everything with you . Your joys your, sadness, your happy moments . Every single second of day let us start with your ATM password first.
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Choosing career is like choosing wife frm10 grlfrnds
Even if u pick d most sweet,smart,most intelligent,kindest girl,there's still pain of Losing the rest
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One Technical question:

Where do you find MANGOES?.?

On mango tree?
No!

at fruit shop?
No!


ANS-
Where ever a WOMAN goes..

peechhe peechhe a "MANgoes"!!
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utho aalsiyon or desh ka kuch bhala karo..








acha tum ho kya..
sorry yaar tum uthe hue ho wapas so jao usi mein desh ka bhala hai.. GD MRNG.
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Imagine life without me....






























Khali-khali hai na?
ARREY HUM CHiZ HI AISE HAIN
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Socho Agar Sms Receive Karne Ke Paise Lagte To Kya Hota.....

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Tum Jaise Log To Mere Murder Ki Supari De Chuke Hote..!
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Niche tumhare liye 'DOSTI' ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir par padega na..tab akkal thikane aayegi,dosti me bhi gift chaiye?
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Apni
Girl frnd ko
Aisa
Kya gift
Karenge jo
K
Adha
Apko wapas
B mil jaye















Guess





Easy
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Ans.Is















LIPSTICK. . . . . .
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