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Sms Khallaas-13
by
Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

Sherni k ghar walon ne hathi ka rishta thukra diya batao kyun?































Pagal tu tension mat le. Unke ghar ka mamla hai...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Smokers have a smoking heart. Drinkers have an alkohlik hart. i request u dont eat shugar. because u already have a "SWEET HEART".


GOOD=DAY
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Khud ko bana KABIL itna,ki har ladki tuz Par LINE maare,Aur tu KAHE-"IS ROUTE KI SABHI LHNES WYAST HAI....KRIPYA
"9373216938"
KO dial kare
Dhannewaad...
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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ja meri misael ja
jo mujhe sms na kare unke dimag me ghus ja aur baad me fat ja

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wapis kyu aaya?

kya uske pas to dimag hi nahi
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Red Rose: Pyaar k liye Yellow Rose: Friendship k liye White Rose: Shanti k liye Aur Aapke liye? ?
NIMA ROSE Tan ki Durgandh Mitane k LIYE.
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Press dwn
if u like me

so ulike me?
thats so sweet.
ok
u can stop
stop it,
enough
dis is 2 much
ok
ok
i 2 like u!
Happy?
crazy fans!!!
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What should you do go to the moon.... u must eat



Jamun(Jaa- moon).........hehe
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BAAP OF ALL PJ's:
What is the opposite of achaar?
Onion!
How?
Achaar = pickle = pee-kal
So opp of pee-kal is
pee aaj
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ku kata ka ka ku ku
ke ki ki ka ga ga gi
gu kaka ki ki ki ka

Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
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