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Sms Khallaas-14
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Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

LUV" k bare me kuch pata hai kya?
LUV kya hai jan'na chahte ho?

"LUV" Sri Ram Ji ka beta tha for more details refer RAMAYANA
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People say A kind kiss is on 4head,A sweetKissIs on chiks,A passionateOnLips,A romanticOn neck,bt seriously d HOTTEST kiss is on IRON,tryit
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If u cough 1,think I'm remembering u If u cuf 2,think I want to meet u If u cuf 3,think I miss u If u cuf 4 times,Go 2 HOSPITAL it's"TB"!!!
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WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE, 2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD. WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
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Hey!! Genius..!! Yes You...!! U R Smiling.. Bcoze I Call U Genius.. Aah!! Sometimes We Have To Lie Just To See Ur Sweet Smile.. Keep Smiling.. Ha ha ha
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Never tell ur problem to anyone except d 1 % who genuenly loves u, Bcoz 20 % ppl don't care & other 79% ppl r glad that u've problem so.....
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Money can buy house, but not home. Money can buy medicine, but not health. Money can buy bed, but not sleep. Money is dirty. It only causes pain & suffering. So........ Send me all your money and BE HAPPY..
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A CUTE TEST" call if im cute. missed call if i m intelligent. send msg if im smart. send a joke if im charming. just ignre if ur fool
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Q - What makes a man think about a Candlelight Dinner
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Ans - Power Failure Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What does the computer think when u are sittin in front of it??
guess..
guess..
guess..
intel inside & mental outside..
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