"I lOVE U" send dis sms 2 any gal & win trip 2 nearest police station & dat 2 in luxurious jeep..food and stay free..plus body massage extra
Shaikh Saddam-Mumbai 9892805514
-=(S.D)=-
u r so "vichitra" i can't draw ur"chitra" ur"chitra"is so"vichitra" but i like ur"charitra" tht's y ur my best"mitra" samjhe mitra.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
-=(S.D)=-
Budget 2007: Govt Imposes New Taxes: Flirting-05%, Dating-10%, Hugging-20%, Kissing-30%. Tum Tension Mat Lena,GHOORNA Abhi Bhee Free!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Lady Teacher:Ram make one sentence wid all tenses Ram:Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
Shaikh Saddam-Mumbai 9892805514
-=(S.D)=-
Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho,
aur
aur
aur
aur
aur
lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
-=(S.D)=-
Always keep your LOVER's photo in your purse, whenever u are in some big trouble, see the photo u'll feel that
no other problem is bigger than this...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
I hav lots of jokes in my inbox,but i can't send
u all of them,It will take lot
of time,So im sending
u just 1 joke
"You r brilliant"
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
-=(S.D)=-
Roses r lal skies r nila ur brain is like khali patila Bura man liya? OK Roses r red skies r blue I born smart what d hell happened 2U
Roni-Tonk 9887066966
-=(S.D)=-
Bander ki 3 khasiat hoti hai(1 ) mobile ko side haat me pakdega(2 ) mobile me bottan ko anguthe se dabaega(3) sochega ki ye sms kisko bheju
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
-=(S.D)=-
Jahan ho wahin pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat niklna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar 'BANDAR' pakadne wale ghoom rahe.
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
-=(S.D)=-
Latest Sms Jokes sms shayarisms desi
Counter
6051Online
1
