zyada udo mat aisa msg mujko aya tha apko dikhya 9763870655 -=(S.D)=- Jiski stupid bate bhi lagti ho cute,saccha lagta hai jiska jhut,jiske sath ladte hue bhi aa jaye smile,usse kehte hai frnd with Rocking style Thats me. sms by Shahid Akhter- Malegaon 9270121233 -=(S.D)=- Hurry up.Fill in the blanks with"Haan" or"Nahi" 1:___main insan nahi hu. 2:___main hi bewakuf hu 3:___main pagal hu
*Mahesh*
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kehna kya hai, bus bhavanao ko samjho.Sub Kuch Spasht Ho Jayega. -=(S.D)=- U Know Why Has God Created Spaces Between Our Fingers?
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Sum1 Wud Come In Ur Life,
Hold Ur Hand,
And Say.. "LE BEEDE PE'' sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
Imagine life without me....
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Khali-khali hai na? Aji hum cheez hi aisi hai....!
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You r 95% smart
You r 96% sweet
You r 97% Nice.
You r 98% Good Friend.
You r 99% Lovely.
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(i m 100% Pheku)
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Birds luv U, monkey luvs U. Hippos luvs U. Giraff luvs U. Tortise luvs U.
Please
Return 2 Rembo circus they all mis U.
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Badal bhi ho ghata bhi ho Bharish na ho to kya fayda? Dost bhi ho wafadar bhi ho deedar na ho to kya fayda? Sms bhi ho zabardast b ho reply na ho to kya fayda.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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What is the problem with ur mobile? When i m trying ur number operator is saying- welcome to Jungle, the monkey is busy in jumping between trees. Plz try later.
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Tum 70% beautiful ho.
Tum 75% sweet ho.
Tum 80% naughty ho.
Tum 95% sachhe ho.
Tum 100% lovely ho.
Zyada khush mat ho 70+75+80+95+100 ye sab milake tum 420 ho.
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1 pyari c surat 1 masum sa chera. Thodi sharart, thodi mohabat. Thodi masti. Thoda maza. Jiski pyari har 1 aada.
Thanks aap ne mere bare me pada.
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A mamu ishq me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata. Apun se tuta shisha dekha nahi jata. Apun k hisse ke sms tu ley dal. apun se tera khali inbox dekha nahi jata.
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Mera number change hogaya hai!
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Joote ka! Agar tujh ko mere purane joote chaiye ho to bindas le jana.... Tu yaar hae apun ka.
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2 pyaj. 3 lahsun. 5gm jeera. 3 kali mirch. 2 spoon namaka. 4 spoon oil. Ek cup water aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Aapko Bewakuf..
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