Dost DIL me hote hai, MOBILE me nahi, IMRAN 9763870655 -=(S.D)=- //// ("._.") >")("< (")(") Me apse nalaj hu.meko na-meko na ap yad ni kalte call nahi kalte, msg bi ni kalte. Meli Ap se katti katti hai. -=(S.D)=- Never ask for a hug just take it! Never ask do u Luv me say i Luv u. Never say i can't live widout u say i live 4u! . u have been trained now go & flirt. sms by Ejaz Ahmad Kamptee 9372233867 -=(S.D)=- "U" LAGAO' AUR BAN JAO TUM. M__RKH ST__PID B__DH__ D__FFER BEWK__F GHOCH__ __LL__ BHOND__
Dekha! Eveythng is incomplete without U..."* -=(S.D)=-
Miss Meena! Miss Meena? Miss Meena, Now Ur Thinking That Who Is Miss Meena, Arey Dear! I M Just Asking U That.. U Miss Me Na... sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Police has arrested me for killing a girl
Sachi I didnt kill her
I just asked her
WILL U MARRY ME?
Aur wo khushi k maare mar gayi.. sms by Imran-Akola 9763870655 -=(S.D)=- "ORBIT-WHITE" Chewing gum Buffalo is dead. Company searching 4 new Buffalo. So b careful. Plz Dont go outside & most important.. DONT SMILE. sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
Ye sangmarmar se tarasha tera gora badan. Boond boond pighalta tera shabab. Honto se laga ju tdri kashish aisi hai. Ye velina ice-cream chiz hi aisi hai.
Firoz khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Punam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai. Waqt k sath insan badl jata hai. Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare. Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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If a gorilla catches u. What will u do? I know u both will start playing. . . . Its natural when two close friends meet. . . . Hehe
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Savan aate hi murjhaye huve phool b khil jate hai. Sms free kya huve. Aap jaise ullu b shayar ban jate hai!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Govt. Of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai! Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega!. Prob ye hai k aap to safe ho.... Par mera kya hoga.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Dairymilk ne perk se kaha. Hum dunya ki subse sweet cheez hai. Perk-ne jawab diya. Shayad tum use nahi mile. Jisne yah sms bheja hai...
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Read this vazifa 100 times on every friday standing at the door of musjid. InshaAllah u will rich in few weeks. The vazifa is Allah k naam pe dede baba.....
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Apne sar pe haath rakho usd fero..... Fir fero.... Aur ek baar.... Dobara.... Last time firse.... Ab to yakin ho gaya na k gadhe k sar pe seeng nahi hoti hai!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Who are u? Why do u message me? Who the hell gave u my number? Never msg. me again. Dont disturb me. Apun kabhi aisa bola kya? Nahi na! To msg karona.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hansi k liye gam qurban. Khushi k liye aansu qurbaan. Dost tere liye to jaan b qurbaan agar teri frnd mil jaye to tu b Qurbaan!
Adi-Rajisthan 09214031194
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