login to Orkut India


Sms Khallaas-04
by
Rehan Kausar

Send your sms jokes and shayari on 919226073687

1 baat bolu



naraz mat hona



bol du





soch lo







Main





tumse







Pyaar





se kaha rha hu sms kar do nahi to main hi karunga
-=(S.D)=-
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H

I

?

*

?

#

?

*

?

#

?

*

?


U

V
W
X
Y
Z


DEKHA
HAMARI

MOHABBT

KA
ASAR

'I'
&
'U'

K
BEECH
AANE
WALE
APNI

PAH'CHAN

KHO
DETE
HAIN.
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-





I



I L



I LO



I LOV



I LOVE



I LOVE U



I LOVE UNCLE
chips ! ab uncle chips Rs.5/- ke pack me Tin-tin-tidin... IMRAN 9763870655
sms by
Imran-Akola
9763870655
-=(S.D)=-
Thalaam Ye aita sms he jo atthe bhale intaan ko totala kal deta he. Aap laat koshish kalo pil b aite hi palode taisa laga totla ban te Ale wah IMRAN 9763870655.
-=(S.D)=-
Jab hum juda honge




To kya hoga...




Kya hoga...





Nahi malum...



Nahi malum...



To kuch nahi hoga sab apne apne ghar per honge.
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Khubsurat Phoolon Main..






"..Haseen Waadiyon Main..."






Dil_kash Baaghon Main...






Aap Jaisa,,













1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hai..
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Yad ata h mujhe apke bchpn ka zmana, ptli tango p ltka hua pjama, bhti naak ko hath se ponchh k gaalo p lgana, Kmr s mkkhiya udate hue awaz lgana "MUMY KR LI" !
sms by
Imran-Akola
9763870655
-=(S.D)=-
Waqt ki dhara k sath hum chalte hai. Isi ada pe to log hum pe marte hai. Sms ki dunya k hum betaj badshah hai. Isilye log humko sms karne se darte hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Agar manzil ko pana hai to hausala sath rakhna. Pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath rakhna. Or hamesha muskurana hai to... Brush or paste sath rakhna.

A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Suna hai ki tum age unki gali me aur bole,Dil se dil lagalo. Jab dekha unki mammy ko to bole jute chappal polish karalo.

Napeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
-=(S.D)=-
Tharo msg jab jab aave hai. Maro rom rom machal jave hai. Ang ang me gudgudi hove hai. Eema tharo msg ka koi kasoor nahi. Maro mobile hi vibrate pe hove hai.
Napeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
-=(S.D)=-
Police ko ek body mili hai peele daat hai. Kaale bal hai . Lumbi naak hai. Shakal paglon wali hai. Phir ulte hai. Mujhe tumhari fikr ho rahi hai.... Zara ek miss call dena.!

Napeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
-=(S.D)=-
Phool girjate hai jab aap aate ho.
Phool girjate hai jab aap aate ho.
Zara dhyaan se chala kijiye. Gamlon se Q takrate ho.
-=(SdD)=-
Aashiyane hum nahi sajate. Baagon me phool hum nahi khilate. Hamari ek pasand se toot jayenge hazaron dil isi liye to hum koi girl friend nahi banate.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Aap bhi smart hai hum b smart hai. Aapka rang b saaf hai. Hamara rang b saaf hai. Bus ek fark hai hum dil se saaf hai or aap dimag se...
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
-=(S.D)=-
Jab main paida hua to farishtey bole: hamara ek aur bhai aa gaya. Aur jab aap paida hue to shaitan bole= are yar,hamari line me competition badta hi ja raha hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Meri yaad aaye=yaad karo. Jada aaye=sms karo. Aur jada aaye=phone karo. Aur b jada aaye=aake milo. Use b jada aaye=please jhuth bolna band karo.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-


Latest Sms Jokes
sms shayari sms desi
Sms Dhamaka!
Counter 2631Online 1


Old school Easter eggs.