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Sms Khallaas-05
by
Rehan Kausar

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Hoshiyar rehna
Koi kuch bhi khane ke liye de to mat khana
Idhar udhar nigah rakhna
Kyun ki
Kyun ki
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City govt ne


Kutta maar mohim shru kar di hai..
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Maine Kahin Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhne Se Insan Khud BHi Khubsurat Ho Jata Hai

So

Hamesha
Apne
Paas

Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo.
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Tumhe Paane Ki Tamnna Rakhta Hu..

Tumhe Dil Mai Basane Ki zid Rakhta Hun..

Agar Tu Na Mili To,

Teri Behen Ko Patane ki Himmat rakhta hun..
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Aasman me dek
-Ishwar ka
Khubsurat sama

Dharti pe dek
-Ishwar ka
Khubsurat karishma

Ab aine me dek

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Ishwar ka SAB SE BURA NAMUNA
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Jab jab tumhe hamari yaad aayegi,
mere msgs ki bauchar aayegi,
Tanhayi to tumhari door ho jayegi
par mera bill bharne kya tumhari saas aayegi?
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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ChocolatY AnD CrunchY OutsidE...

CreamY and WhitisH InsidE... wanna taste it...

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It's
A COCKROACH
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Zindgi mai jab tum ko
Koi rasta Dikhai Na DE
Koi Manzil Dikhai Na De
Koi Apna Dikhai Na De
To tum Mere Paas aana
Mai tum ko,




Eye Specialist ke pas le jaunga
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Abi to dosti ki hai. Waqt ane par dosti ka farz b nibhayenge. Dil par pathar rakh kar. Ek din hum khud tumhe mental hospital chod kar aayenge.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Dekha!!? I or U ke beech jo b aaya tapka dala sale ko... Bole to sirf dosti k liye.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Dont open this message till tomorow
Rukjao
Rukjao
Rukjao
Rukjao
Rukjao
Mainu pata si tusi nahi ruknb. Main msg hi kal karunga...
Naqeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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A boy 2 a girl:tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl:says tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Kaju. Badam. Akroth. Pista. Kishmish..!! all dry fruits r tasty but they have no comparision with u. Bcoz Khajur ki baat hi kuch aur hai.... isnt it?
Sandy-Mumbai 9892532214
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Khoda aap ko kamyab kare aur itna aage le jaye k ap jis mohalle mein. Jis gali mein jao to log ap se bade pyar se bole ki "Age jao baba"
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Waqt noor ko benoor bana deta hai. Chote se zakm ko nasoor bana deta hai. Jo hame sms nahi karte god unhe insaan se langoor bana deta hai.
Firoz Khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Think big.. . . Think smart. . . . Think beautiful. . . . Think positive. . . Think great. . . . I know this is tow much for u so here a shortcut. . . Just think? Me
Firoz khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Aapki mohabbat me gazab ki mithas hai. Usse zyada aapke msg jhakkas hai. Mere mob ko aapke msg ki talaash hai. Kyuky aapke msg k samne sare msg khallas hai...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Apke shero se hum ghayal ho gaye. Apki hasi se hum pagal ho gaye. 30rupyo me 1000 sms kya mila. Aap jaise Chappal chor bhi shayar ho gaye.
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