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Sms Khallaas-06
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Rehan Kausar

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Ek kaam karo YAAR..

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is msg ko DELETE kar do, isme kuch nahi hai..
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Pyaar ho gaya hai ?
mere mobile ko aapke mobile se
isliye line maar raha hai.
"IMRAN 9763870655"
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GALLILO:
Great mind

EINSTIEN:
Genius mind

NEWTON:
Extraordinary mind

BILL GATES:
Brilliant mind

ME:
Master mind

U: ?
Its ok ! Yaar...!
NEVER MIND.... IMRAN 9763870655
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Zindagikuchpalkimaisehikuttahonahodtamjoadhaptwamjamjadtdajkjlalotmagtnbehtmto...



Nahi padha ja raha na...



forward kar do,
Tension dene ka, lene ka nahi.!
sms by
Shahid Akhter-
Malegaon
9270121233
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Jab koi sms nahi karta.
Itna gussa aata hai.
Dil to chahta hai,
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joota utar ke....
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Chappal pehen lu..... Gud MoRnInG "Om"
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Everybdy wants friend, sum1 special sume1 nice, sume1 cute, sume1 smart, sume1 sweet, sume1 honest, tabhi main sochu, sare 'mere' piche ky pade hai, gud nun "IMRAN 9763870655"
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U R my best
frnd
Bharosa nahi?

Chalo to phir

KUTUBMINAR

par chadenge

Main 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana

Baad may jab tum 1 2 3 bologe to main kood jaunga.
Ok
sms by
Ejaz Ahmad
Kamptee
9372233867
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Plz dont read dis nahi to!
Ho jayega!
Kya
Are wohi jisse hum darte hai?
Wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai.
Dekha ho gaya na!
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Time Waste
Sandy-Mumbai
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Kya tapori! Apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? Apun kabse tere sms ka wait kar rela hai. Chal shaane apna mobile utha aur 2-4 raapchik sms chipka daal chal.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Aap Pagal ho!
Gussa Q hote ho? Mera matlab hai.
P-pyaare. A-attractive. G-genious. A-active. L-luminous
Ab to smile do P A G A L
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Yaron ki yari pe shak nahi karte. Jab hum bol rahe hon to buk buk nahi karte. Pareshan karte ho jab hum bsy rahete hain. Ab hum free hain to sms nahi karte.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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If you love sam1 than doot tell it.
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Is mein us masoom ki kya galti hai! Woh Q saza bhugte!!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Bagon mein phool khilte rahenge. Raat mein deepak jalte rahenge. Khuda aapko sari khushian de. Baki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.
Chinna-Chandrapur 9922474903
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Zara sambhal k chalna. Zyada bhari cheez nahi uthana. Apna khayal rakhna. Khana thik se khana. Q k 9wa mahina shuru ho gaya hai. Happy September
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Khush nasib hai aap! Jo hum aap ki dosti ko itni Shgddat se chahte hai. Warna hum wo shaks hai jo khawabo me b Appointment Se aate Hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Asman par jitane sitare hai.(wah wah). Aankho me jitne eshare hai(wah wah). Samandar k jitne kinare hai(wah wah). Utne scruw dhile tumhare hai. (ab bolo wah wah)
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Kya baat hai aj bade chamak rahe ho? Bade colorfull ho aj? Ban sawar ke nikle ho? Bade rangile lag rahe ho!
Are han aj pola jo hae. Happy pola
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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