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Sms Khallaas-07
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Rehan Kausar

Send your sms jokes and shayari on 919226073687

Ur "G"reat
Ur "O"utstanding
Ur "R"ealistic
Ur "I"ntelligent
Ur "L"oveable
Ur "L"ikeable
Ur "A"dorable
Totally ur a sweet "G O R I L L A"
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Do u know? =>Duniya me ek hi dil hai jo sirf tumhare liye dhadakta hai.Jante ho kiska???
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Buddhu..




Tumhara apna aur kiska.
"IMRAN" 9763870655
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"4(-5_-6)7"
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sirf number delete karo tumko apna beautiful chehra nazar aaega...dil se banaya hai..
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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ALADIN ka chirag mila,main ne jinn se kaha
ki is SMS padne walle ko thodi budhhi do.

Jinn ne kaha main sirf ichha puri karta hoon, chamtkar nahi...!
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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5 Lovable words-"I'm alone widout u",


4 pleasant words-"I care 4 u"


3 sweet words-"i luv u"


2 special words-"DEAR FREND"


1 important word- "LAPET" IMRAN 9763870655
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Agar koi Ladki"BHAI"bole to ghabhrana mat
"BHAI"ka full form hota hai-
B-Best
H-Husband
A-Available in
I-India
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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1 ghar me 2 pagal the,ek ka naam "TU PAGAL"aur dusre ka naam "MAIN PAGAL"tu pagal to ghar se bahar chala gaya,to ghar me kaun bacha?Hasomat javab do!kyun IMRAN 9763870655
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Is se pehle k raat ho jaye! Jaruri h k baat ho jaye! Apne mobile se ek sms hi kar do. Taki shor b na ho or mulakat ho jaye!
B. Singh 9990007994
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Phul kya murjhaye bhavre unse door ho gaye. Suraj k ate hi chipne ko tare majbur ho gaye. Nahi ate ab sms apke bhi. Lagta hai Fokat k sms pure ho gaye.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Zindagi muskilo aur tufano se bhari hai. Kabhi gir gaye to himmat na harye. Phir se uthe aur chilla k puche.
Abe dhakka kis ne mara be!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Example to prov girls r selfish when i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me. I allowed. But now i want to kiss so many girls n they dot allow!
B. Singh 9990007994
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Long time ago! Only idiots used to read my sms.. And today.. ....the history continues..
B. Singh 9990007994
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Ur voice is melody. Ur nature is perk. Ur behaviour is coffeebite. Ur feeling is kitkat. Ur mind is much. Ur heart is aclairs. U r totaly 5 star.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Aap maan k roth jao phir se. Is baat se darte hai. Hum to chahte hai aap sada raho ruthe q k aap gusse mein aaur b haseen lagte ho.
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Dil ko laga dala. Ghum ko bhola dala pyar ko pata dala. Nafrat ko mita dala. Mohabbat kar dala. Samjho lif ho gaya jhenga la la la
Tahir chanda-Pakistan 923002288910
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Suah sham apki yad satati hai. Sari rat jagati hai. Sapne me b ati he. Karne ko to karte phone apko. Par customer care ki ek ladki bar-bar balance kam batati hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Agar ap k pas koi girl friend na ho. Dost na ho. Paisa b na ho. Zindagi boring ho...
to please login karein!
www.hebhagwanuthale.com
B. Singh(Prakash) 9990007994
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