Log bolte he RAM NAAM SATYA Hai! ;) sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- How to kill an ant?
catch it. tie hand and legs so it cant move. tickle.. tickle.. tickle.. when starts to laugh, put poison in his mouth..!!! sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
Once upon a time a Legend used to send messages &
Fools used to enjoy reading them.
The Legend is back and... ... The History Continues.... sms by A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
You are GHOCHU. Yes you are ( G )-reat ( H )-onest ( O )-ne & only ( C )-ute ( H )-elpful ( U )-nique
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Aha! Chehra to dekho,jese Bandar ko Kela mil gaya ho sms by FAIZAN ALAM 9371963287 -=(S.D)=-
Lafzon ko labon ki zarurat hai. Phulo ko khushbu ki zarurat hai. Jab zarurat ho gumo ko dur karne ki. Aise waqt humare ph. no. ki zarurat hai.
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Padhna nahi jamraha na! forward kardo.
Tension deneka leneka nahi!
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Bhejkar sms dil se yaad kiya. Fir na kehna apko yaad na kiya. Ab na koi bahana hoga. Dekhkar msg hamara apko muskurana hi hoga. OnE sMiLe
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Miss call ek masti hai. Yeh sms se zyad sasti hai. Neend ko bhagati hai. Khon ko jalati hai. Dimag ko pakati hai or aap ko hamari yaad dilati hai.
Suraj 9226791621
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Zindagi ki rahon mein jab koi mushkil mod aaye.
Zindagi ki rahon mein jab koi mushkil mod aaye.
To kurpya!
Indicator dein. Horn bajaye. Aur mud jaye!
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Tu jangli kabutar
Tu kala bandar
Tu sadyal kalindar.
Tu maryal chachundar.
Kaise besharm log hai. Kitni b galya do unko sms pura padhkar dam lenge!
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Aaj maine ek jaan bachai.
Maine ek bhikhari se pucha 1000 ka not dun to kya karoge. Woh bola: khushi se mar jaunga. Maine kaha jaa nahi deta.!
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Dil k dard ko ye pine wale kya jane. Prem ki boli yeh zalim zamane kya jane. Lagti hai mehnat sms banane mein. Yeh sms padhkar delet karne wale kya jand.
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Kya apko is sms mein Adrak ka taste aa raha hai.
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Nahi?
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Pakka?
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Achchi baat hai aana bhi nahi chaiye
Kyunki bandar kya jane adrak ka swad.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Rat ka wakt hai or musjid hai kareb. Uthiye jldi se k paighame amaal laya hum. Ghar mein hain filhal jitne b purane jute. Ap b jake badal lain main badal aya hun.
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