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Sms Khallaas-09
by
Rehan Kausar

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Ramu taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hai,
Why ???

Kyu k


Saloon Ramu Ka Hai ('@')


simple si Baat hai apko samjhme nahi aya..
sms by
Imran-Akola
9763870655
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Aap
Is
Dhyan
Dene Wale
Msg
Ko
Dhyan
Se
Padnge
To
Ap ke
Dhyn
Me
1 Bat
Ayegi
Ki
Is
Msg
Me
Dhyan
Dene Wali koi bat nahi hai,,
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Aaj "TOM & JERRY"
ki Barsi hai...

Un ki YAD me plz.
Ye SMS
kam se kam
kisi 1"CARTOON"
ko zaroor SEND karein.

Maine apna farz pura kardeya
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Best SMS of 1947:









Tab MOBILE tha kya?
SMS to Dur ki Bath he..
Toda to Dimag Lagao...
Bus kuch bhi bhejo padne lagjate ho
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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True but funny fact

A Girl worries abt her future til
she gets a husband
But a boy never worries about his
future until he gets a wife...!!!
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Smile To Old Man Means Respect

Smile To A Child Means Innocence

Smile To Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Mobile Means MENTAL
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bejaan phool ko khushboo dena koi apse sikhe,
Rote hue ko hasana koi aap se sikhe,
Dost banana to harkoi janata hai,
Lekin DOST KO CHUNA LAGANA KOI APSE SIKHE.
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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S O R R Y..
S O R R Y..
S O R R Y..
S O R R Y..
Dont get confusd,'SORRY' Means:
S- SOME
O- ONE
R- REALY
R- REMEMBR
Y- YOU..
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ye Tumhari
Galfrnd k dil ki
X-ray report



.+" "+" "+.
'. MALIK .'
"+. ?.+"
"
Ab apni ankho $e hi deklo kya he
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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all sms send by
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
Good Morning
Have a horrible day. Without water in ur bathroom while soap in tr eyes.
Oh. . . Sorry this msg is not for u its only for those who take bath!
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I an the best. I can prove it. I can see the tea in tea cup, can u see the world in world cup? I can send my address to your mobile. Can u send ur mobile to my address!
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U r my best, smart, cute, lovable, sweetest,and inteligent friend
Note: is sms k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai n inka wastawikta se ko sambandh nahi hai.
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Monkey1: excuse me, i an new to this tree, can i speak with ur boss. Monkey. Monkey2: shhhhu.... silence boss is reading sms!
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Kaash hum ap k mobile number hote to har waqt ap humein yaad rakhte.
Bhale hi aap humein badal dete par humare bichadne ki khabar to sab ko dete.
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Haal e Dil kuch is tarah hai humara din mein 100 bar yaad kiya harte hai.
Jo na aaye kabhi sms aap ka to purane sms hi padh liya karte hai.
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Jhoot kisi se kya bole hum akele reh gaye. Yaro ne sabne ghar basa liye hum kunware reh gaye.
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Kuch aasmaan ke tare hote hai. Kuch zamin k sitare hote hai. Magar hum un mein se hai. Jo har kisi ko pyare hote hai.
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