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Sms Mazedar-13
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Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

3 dreams of a man:
2 b as handsome as his parents thinks.
2 b as rich as his child believes.
2 hv as many women as his wife suspects.:)
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Whnevr u feel sad, go in front of d miror, luk at urslf n say "i m so cute". U wil smile automaticaly. But dnt make it a habit coz JHOOTH BOLNA PAAP HAI !
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Sone ki Lanka Rawan k pas thi, fir b Karan ko Daanvir kaha jata hai... Ussi tarah mobile to aap k paas bhi he...lekin msg ka KING to hume hi kaha jata hai
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She is hot!
She's sweet!
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her!
Who's she?
Do U know?

Ans=Tea
Raj Aryan-Jharkhand 09931077979
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Oh sorry beech me ek SUPER STAR aa gaya...
Mohsin Aalefata 09860709058
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Hii...
Log kehtay hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai.....!





















"Simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai..."
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SOME GIRLS POLICY" Fraud with inocent BOYS Fun = handsome BOYS Friendship = smart BOYS Love = faithfull BOYS Finally Marriage with RICH BOY
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Fill in tha blank with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1:____main insan nahi hoon
2:____main he chor hoon
3:____mera koi elaaj nahi
4:____main he pagal hoon
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Aaaaaakchhi...

Xcuse me plz

Sorry 2 disturb U.

Plz carry on
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msg nahi...



Phone nahi...



missed call nahi...



mujhe chinta ho rahi hai...


kya hua...



Circus wale phir se pakad ke le gaye kya?
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