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Sms Mazedar-09
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Rehan Kausar

Send your sms jokes and shayari on 919226073687
Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

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Ye machhliya meri dosti ki nishani hai. Ise sambhalkar
rakhna. Aur ye mar na jaye isliye mobile pani me dubakar
rakhna...Sajha, Jani
Bhupendra Mumbai
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U think of me & I think of u. When we both think of each other,do u know what it means? .... It means koi kam dham nahi hai dono ke paas
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IMAGINE IF No GIRL IN WRLD RESuLT NO SMS,FLoWER,VALENTINES,CANDLE S,PERFUME, TRAVELLING, TAJMAHAL, ALL MEN GO DIRECT IN Haven.
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Yamraj: ur time is over

Boy: Is there any way to escape?

Yamraj: if u can kiss d 1 who is reading this msg!

Boy: chee...yack..thu...
I prefer 2 die!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Koi apko karvate badlneko majbur kare, koi chupkese apke gal chum le, koi apki kan me sargoshi kare

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KACHUA JALAO MACHHAR BHAGAO.
Jay Mohite
09921429879
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Flower say's "TOUCH ME NOT" Tree's say's "CUT ME NOT" BUT I say's "FORGET ME NOT"
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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"Aaj sunday hai"..... .. .. .. Is MSG ko DUS logo ko bhejiye. Believe me .. 7 din baad phir sunday aa jaega. It really works!!
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Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar kah rahi hai, "Ab to naha lo"
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Try this Its fun Think a number b/w 1-9 Now +5 *2 -3 *5 +8 Write no. on paper Now fold that paper aur Usko plane banakar udavo
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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