TEACHER-Kabir ka koi doha sunao. LITTLE MARWADI Child-"kabir salo bewkoof,Doha diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo, manne diyo fassaye. -=(S.D)=- Ladka ExamHall me pareshan tha. Sir:Kya hua? Qustn papr mushkil he? Boy:Nahi sir,me to soch raha hu is qustn ka ans kis jeb me hai -=(S.D)=- EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS ? 1) Too many question ? 2) Difficult to understand. 3) More explanation is needed. 4) Result is always fail -=(S.D)=- Hindi teacher:Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai? U.P. WALA SARDAR:7 prakar ke.Local kaal,STD kaal,ISD kaal, Missed kaal,Receivd kaal,Dialled kaal and sasriakaal. -=(S.D)=- Galileo usd 2 stdy in smal lamp Graham bell usd 2 stdy in candle Shkspeare usd 2 stdy in stret lite muje ye samaj nahi aata
Saale DIN ME kYA KArte the? ;-) -=(S.D)=- Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him- "why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in the class" -=(S.D)=-
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2day i checked da letters 2mrw i'll check da no. !!
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Love ko life me must hona chahiye,
Students ko love me interest hona chahiye.
Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye,
Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye!
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HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
Senior std during ragging says:On ur marriage i will kiss ur wife.
Junior:Ok fine sir, but i'm going to marry ur sister
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Mastrg:kal school kyu nahi aya
Snta:Gir gaya tha or laggayi
Mastrg:kahan gire,kahan lagi
Snta:Takiye pe gira tha or Ankh lag gai
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EXAM ANTHEM
Hum honge all pass, honge all pass, honge all ek din,
ho ho
likhte hai bakwaas,
fir bi hai vishwas,
paper hai jakaas,
hum honge all pass ek din
(kyun ho gaye na).
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School me 1 bacha chaku liye ghum rha tha.
teachar ne pucha chaku liye kyo ghum rhe ho?
bacha: "GARIB HU SIR, bandhuk KAHA SE LAU
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