Na waqt hi itna ki sylabus pura kiya jaye. Na tarkib koi ki exam pass kiya jaye. Na jane kaunsa dard diya hai B.E ne. Na roya jaye na soya jaye.
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Sir: apne pita ka naam English mein likho. Std. Ne likha... Beautyful red under wear! Sir:ye kya likh diya? Std. Ji pita ka naam hai Sundar lal Chadda!!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Woh mud mud ke dekhte hai humein aur hum umhe.....
Woh mud mud ke dekhte hai humein aur hum umhe.....
Q k exam mein na kuch unhein aata hai na humein
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Teacher Students se
Agar A=B
B=C hoto
Is liye A=C hoga?
Iska udharan batao!
Student: mai aap ko chahta hun aap apni beti ko chahti hain. Isliye mai mai aap ki beti ko chahta hun.
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Warning- this P j can even faint u.
Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge..... Why? Bcoz sin90=cot45. . .
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Exam mein kitabo par dimag tabah kar baithe. Zindagi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe. Bus thode marks ki arzu k liye. Hum apni haseen rato ko fana kar baithe.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Teacher-what is your cast?
Student-Pahle hum Patel the. Phir Pandit hogaye. Ab hai Sardarjii. Aage mummy ki marzi.....
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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College related movies. Exams- Socha na tha. Class Room- Dhoom. Question Paper- Raaz. Copying- Majboor. Marks- Asambhav. Final exam- Murder. Pass- Ajooba.
Rahi Reza-Mumbai 9967079131
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Funy way 2 propose Miss.
Boy: miss mujhe bahut zor se lagi hai. Miss: to jao na toilet waha hai. Boy: miss mera matlab mujhe aap se dil lagi hai...
Jyot-Ambernath 9226791621
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