Santa : Oxygen was discovered in 1773.................. Banta : Thank God I was born after that....pahle paida hota to mar hi jata....
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ABC:ALWAYS BE CAREFUL,
DEF: DONT EVER FORGET (ME),
JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME,
NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT U VERY WELL, UR LOVING XYZ.
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VERY GOOD
APNI MOM KO BATANA
KAL
1 2 3
PADHENGE OK GOODNIGHT
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Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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Tcher- Wht happened in 1869? Studnt- Gandhiji was born. Tcher- Wht happened in 1873? Studnt- Gandhiji was 4years old
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Height of Honesty of a Sardar: =>Sitting in a examination hall, =>Opening a chit, =>Memorishing d ans & =>Then writing it widout seeing
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Teacher : A for ?
Sardar : Apple
Teacher : zor se bolo...!
Sardar : JAY MATA DI.
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
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Wat's S.T.U.D.Y?? Sitting, Talking, Unlimited, Dreaming & Yawning.. So STUDY (don't waste ur time) Oh god!! I've got so much 2 STUDY !
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Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket, wat would u think ? Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI? SMILE
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