What is Education? Acc.to sec 56 (b)of Students Act1932 "It is d proces of wasting1 /4 th of ur life learning how to waste d remaining 3 /4th" -=(S.D)=- school me master ji ne Bunty se poochha: "mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"
Bunty.: kami-na A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=- Sardar attended bio practical exam. Exmnr:Tell d bird name by seeing leg. Sardar:I dont knw. Exmnr:U fail. Wats ur name? Sardar: c my leg&te A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Galileo used 2 stdy in small lamp.Graham bell used 2 stdy in candle.Shkspeare usd 2 stdy in street lite..muje ye samaj nhi ata
BHOSDIKE DIN ME KYA KARTE THE R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=- Colleg fee- 50000 Books-2500 Picnic-200 Party-1000 Bakery-250 Bunkin g class-priceless ;-) There are somethings in life which money cant buy Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044 -=(S.D)=- Ye ENGG h bidu 40 mile to TALI bidu,usse kam mile to GALI bidu Hua avg to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH -=(S.D)=- ye sala abhi abhi hua yakin padhai mere bas ki nahi,books ko main nigal gaya,padhate padhate pighal gaya,hui subha main kho gaya,exam me main so gaya Jay Mohite 09921429879 -=(S.D)=- Behind every successful student, there is one girl friend. But what about unsuccessful student? Lots of girl friends...!!! -=(S.D)=- Thousands Of Yesterdays r Gone.. Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.. But Still Da Hope Is Alive.. that- "Kal Se Pakka Padhai karenge." -=(S.D)=-
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