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Masti ki
Paathshala-07
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Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

Work=Energy/Time
So Time=Energy/wrk
As v knw Wrk is Knowldge & Time is Money.
So
Money=Enrgy/Knwledge.
If Knwledge=0 den Money=infinity
so WHY do v study.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Some miracles of maths
1*9+2=11
12*9+3=111
123*9+4=1111
1234*9+5=11111
12345*9+6=111111
123456*9+7=1111111
1234567*9+8=11111111
Raj Aryan-Jharkhand 09931077979
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Snta:yar tumne schol Ana kyu chod diya? Bnta:yar actualy mere dad keh rhe the k 1 jgah bar-2 jane se izzt kam ho jati hai
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Teacher to Sardar: "What is the full form of MATHS?" Sardar thinks hard & answered, "Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming Students".!
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Padh likhkar kya karna ha aakhir ek din sabko marna ha char din khushi se kaat le yaar, kyunki agle janam mai phir nursary se hi to shuru karna hai
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FATHER: beta tune colage me sabse muskil kam konsa sikha? SON:mene 2 kam sikhe.
1) danto se beer ki bottle kholna.
2) tez aandhi me ek tili se cigeratte jlana.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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10+2 krne k bad bap ne kaha-ab tum kya karna chahti ho? Ladki-BBA. Father-bahut acha.Per BBA hota kya he. Ladki-Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish
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GRAMMAR TEACHER-"PRAKASH BEER NAHI PEETA HAI".
IS SENTENCE MEIN PRAKASH KYA HAI.

STUDENT- MADAM,PRAKASH CHUTIYA HAI.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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