College ki har ladki ek phool hai, Unko chahna ek bhool hai, Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uska fail hone ke chances full hai.
Ganesh-Raigadh 9270498264
-=(S.D)=-
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aaya hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
-=(S.D)=-
Tchr-batao fan purling hai ya striling? Srdr-Sir agar KHAITAN ka hai to Purling or USHA ka hai to striling!
-=(S.D)=-
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
-=(S.D)=-
EXAMS are like a GIRL FRIENDS:
too many questions.
hard to understand.
more explanation is needed.
result is always Doubtful.
-=(S.D)=-
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
-=(S.D)=-
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
-=(S.D)=-
Exams ka saya hai,exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai
-=(S.D)=-
whenever u feel like studying
just sit down
relax
take a deep breath
and w8 until that dangerous feeling goes away.
Have a Nice Day.
-=(S.D)=-
Aam jndagi
HUM 1b LADKI NAHI PATA SAKE,Coleg K 3SAAL BARBAD HO GAYE
