ek bakra talaab mein gir gaya... ab bahaar kaise aayega..?
>>geela hokar<< A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- wat do u call a 800 year old hanuman temple? guess?
Maruti 800 -=(S.D)=- MATHS MAGIC: 259 x UR AGE x 39 = ? Just Try It. U Will Be Getting An Interesting Result. Just try & forward to your friends....Roni-Tonk 9887066966 -=(S.D)=-
If 1=5, 2=25, 3=125 n 4=625 so 5=????
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Ans is 1 Remember d 1st line 1=5 Moral:Don't complicate simple problems in life.
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Ek ladka Dr. Sharma ka beta hai par Dr. Sharma uska baap nahi hai. Batav kyun.
Socho
Socho
Kyuki Dr. Sharma uski maa hai.
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When buttet was fired on dog, tiger died. Why!
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Bcoz the dog's name was tiger.. Improve your knowledge!
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Ap k liye ek challenge.. Ap k pas 11 laddu hai ap use 50 gaon mein kaise baton ge?
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Woh kon si cheez hai jis ka istemal male din mein 3 bar aur female zindagi mein ek bar karti hai. Khao to haraam pio to halal. Din se zyada roshan raat se zyada sihaa. Jo meem se shuru hota ho aur 4 digit ho. Quraan mein iska zikr 5 martaba aaya hai.@
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Ek sawal to aap ka din kardega kharab!
Shadi k pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai. Jo shadi k baad wapas leleta hai. Ans is must... Fast
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Suppose if it is my last day in life. I will die in any sec. N cell is in my hand and waiting for last msg wat will u write in msg? Reply me.
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