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Sms Paheli-04
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Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

1 ghar me 2 pagal the
ek ka naam tha tu pagal
dusre ka main pagal
tu pagal ghar se bhag gya
to ghar me kaun bacha??


haso mat jawab do
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wo___bhi kya___thi,
jis___me wo___thi,
us___ke basne se mere dil ki___'___ thi.
in 7 blanks me 1 hi word aayega ?
reply
its a challange 4 u
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WHO IS MORE DANGEROUS FOR GIRLS?

1) COCKROACH

2) LIZZARD

3) GHOST

4) RAT

5) EMRAAN HASMI










INTElligent people know
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A" ki biwi "B"
"B" ki bhabi "C"
"C" ki beti "V"
"V" k dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K"
"K" ki beti "T"
Batao
"A" or "T"
ka kya
rishta hua?
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What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
...?
....?
.....?
Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai..aur.. din badal jaate haain
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How will u send roses to moon?



think...



think





GULAB-JA-MOON..
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Who was the first person to have a laptop?


Guess..






Its Lord Shiva!
Parvathi on lap & Ganga on top.
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Agar aapne kabhi pyar kiya h toh iska jawab jarur dena 2 aur 2 aankhe milne k bad 4 ho jati hai toh 2 dil milne ke bad 1 kyon ho jate hai.
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Ek____ladki
bajar me____lene gai
aur ek____aurat se takra gai
uski sari___gir gai. In 4 khali jagah me
'EK HI WORD' ayega reply.Dimag hai to Jawab bhejo.
Ganesh-Raigadh 9270498264
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Name words in English that appear in series but do not have the letter 'A'. REPLY. ITS a real challegne. REPLY
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