In MBA Classroom Professor asked Sajjan:- If I buy an item at Rs.12.75 and sale at Rs.15.25, its profit or loss.?
Sajjan-Profit in Ruppes & Loss in Paisa
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Sajjan: 2 ticket dena. Ticketer: Ticket nahi, house full hai. Sajjan: theek hai.. 2 house full de do
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Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko
chein nahi hai? Sajjan: "Chain" hai par khulti nahi hai!!..
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Sajjan library ko hotel samajhke andar gaya aur chillaya
"Ek lassi lana"
Toh kisine usse kaha,
"yeh library hai"
Toh Sajjan DHIRE se bola,
"Ek lassi lana"
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3 Sardar Bed Par So Rahe The,
teeno Ko Jagah Nahi Mil Rahi Thi.
1 Sardar Bed se Niche Sone Chala gaya.
Sajjan ne Use Kaha : Ab Jagah Ho Gayi, Upar Aaja:-)
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SAJJAN NE APNI SAGAI TODD DI. KYUNKI LADKI KUNWARI THI..
Sajjan bola:- Jo aaj tak kisi ke kam na aai woh mere kya kam ayegi..
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Sajjan selected a short girl to marry. Why?Because his guruji told him that - Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha.
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Sajjan: Express kitne baje ki hai? Man:1 baje Sajjan:Local? Man: 12 baje. Man: Jana kaha hai? Sajjan:Rail Line cross karni hai
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Interviewer: Just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire. How will u escape? Sajjan: It's very simple i will stop my imagination
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19 Sardars went to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...
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