Sajjo writes massege 2 Sajjan - "ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao." Sajjan writes 2 her - "Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai
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Sajjan selling perachute :Plan se kudo button dabaao aur aap zameen per safely land....? Customer :Agar parachut na khula to ? Sajjan :Oh Ji Paise wapas.......samje
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300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sabhi mar gaye. Kaise? ? ? ? ? Shipbeech me khrab hua to dhakka dene neeche utargaya..
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Salesman: Do you want a pocket calculator? Sajjan: No No, I can calculate how many pockets I have.
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Sajjanr: jab me chota tha to khutubminar se gir gaya tha. Ranjjan: fir tu mar gaya ya bach gaya? Sajjan:mujhe yad nai tab me chota tha..!
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Sajjan :Maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki hai jisse tu diwar ke aar par dekh sakta hai. Ranjjan:kon c chiz? Sajjan bola. ...."khidki"
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Sajjan learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi!I am srdr, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, She is my kidney.
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Judge: ORDER ORDER ORDER Sajjan: 1 pizza 2 thosa 3 itly 4 puri 5 vada 1 cooldrinks Judge: SHUT UP Sajjan: NO... NO SEVEN UP
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Sajjan in train: Yaar raat bhar neend nahi hui, upar ki seat mili thi! His Friend: To exchange karna tha! Raj: Kisse karta niche koi nai tha!
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2 Sardars r driving Car, 1 puts on the indicator & asks the other to check whether it is working.
2nd put his head out and says - yes no yes no
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Sajjo writes massege 2 Sajjan - "ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao." Sajjan writes 2 her - "Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai
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