Sajjan: Maine apne bete ka naam America rakha hai. Ranjjan: kyun? Sajjan: main duniyakobatana chahta hu ki main America ka baapHU -=(S.D)=- Sajjan- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai?
Ranjjan(khub soch ke)- "me ja raha hu."
Sajjan(gusse me)- "oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata." :-) -=(S.D)=- math teacher Sajjan se-agar teri 1 pocket me 500rs ho aur 2sri me 1000,to tu kya sochega? Sajjan-yehi ki meine kisi aur ki paint pehen li hai -=(S.D)=-
How can a Sajjan Kill a Lion ?
Sajjan thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I will drink poison n let lion eat me..!!
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Tufani barish mein rat ko ek Sajjan pizza lene ayaSHOPKPER Aap shdishuda hai Sajjan Is tufani barish mein kya meri Maa mujhe piza lene bhjti
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Once Sajjan was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering-Sala wanted tha to photo khinchne k baad use jane kyo
diya ?????????
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Sajjan:oy yar Phone k Wajese Barbad ho Gaya
frd:how
Sajjan:Jabse Liya he Barbar Kahta he Batery Low, Batery Low, Abtak 1000 Batriya Le Li He
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2 sardar smsing der galfrens
1st sardar:mai tere mobile se teri g.f ko Sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:y?
2nd:usne handwriting Pehchan li to
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can you lend me 2000 Rs?
i need it.
please help me out,
i know you have it,
i wil return it.
a Sajjan asks to ATM machine????
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2 sardars in US eating Hotdog for d 1st time.Sardr1 opens the bread,looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,"Which part of the do u get?"
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